Cass “I Will Die On Camera” Elias

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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owlpellet

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i know i have made this specific gripe before but from the salesfloor, with love: stop sidesaddling your cart you take up the entire goddamn aisle and knock over all my nice displays with your oblivious wide turns the handle is right there it is literally easier to push the cart than to pull it why do you do this i want you to stop as much as i want to understand aaaaaaauaughghghggghg

owlpellet

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my own fucking roommate..... this is what father gascoigignine meant by beasts all over the shop or whatever

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i have a theory that people feel silly putting their little hands together up on the handle, like it's too feminine or something

related: have you ever encountered one of these maniacs

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owlpellet

no but one time my coworker saw an instacart shopper finish loading up the cart into their trunk and instead of walking it back to the cart return they lifted it up and hurled it over the fence and down the hill into the road below

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yimra

Jimmy literally

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#they’re not technicalities!#they’re the law!#cops say it’s a technicality because they didn’t do their due diligence#if a cop finds evidence in a place he shouldn’t have had access to without a warrant#and the case or that evidence gets tossed because of it#the cop and media will say it’s a technicality#but it’s not!#it’s a constitutional right they failed to adhere to!#and the penalty is that evidence which was found illegally can’t be used 

As usual, @socialjust-ish leaves the gold in the tags and it’s up to me to mine them.